I really have a good reason why I'm not in the blogging mood. I've been feeling kinda awful lately. It feels like the flu but it isn't. I'm pregnant. Yep, me, "the one with the irregular cycle when I'm not on the pill"; me, who never thought I would get pregnant this soon. Guess not eh? After taking 3 hpt tests that came out positive, I finally went to the doctor this week. I'm about 9 1/2 weeks (give or take some days, since I can't remember for sure when I ovulalted/conceived/whatever). I didn't feel anything until after my first month, meaning that I went home pregnant and didn't know it. I have mostly nausea, my boobs feel heavy and that yucky metallic taste in my mouth when I get up in the morning, ick! This means I better start saving money, since I don't get paid when I go in maternity leave (sucks) and daycare is e x p e n s i v e around here. We'll see how it goes.

omg omg omg.. Star Trek TNG marathon on TNN. This rules. BTW, am I the only one that thinks that TNN's page sucks ass? That is some ugly page.

New month, maybe I should start posting eh? But not this early. Noooo still too early for me. One thing, Michigan weather sucks. It goes up and down, from cold to warm to cold. No wonder everyone is getting sick. ick! Well look, I did post this early :P Off to work!

I really need to get back in blogging mood. I just don't feel like it..
Thanks for all the birthday wishes/cards/ecards/presents. I really appreciate it! :)

Happy Birthday to me! :)

I came back Monday night and all my stuff is still on my suitcase. Should I unpack?? lol. As a reminder, my birthday is next Tuesday, I'll be 25 (or "peseta", how they call it back home, means quarter).

I don't know what to say.. I'm speechless about what happened today.

Yeah, I'm still alive and kicking. And I want to go back already!!! I miss Eitel and my babies. Oh, and for those spammers of the world, my email is not working, something is messed up with the Mail Manager in my hosting account, so I don't have any mailboxes. Sucks

After seven hours in airports/airplanes, I finally made it. It's humid as hell and my hair doesn't like humidity lol. One thing I forgot, people don't know how to drive around here. Tailgating, cutting you off on every possible way, merging without using the signal and parking the cars in anything that looks like a spot can make your blood pressure rise. Oh, and I see more malls/building/parking ramps/restaurants in the metro area than ever before. No wonder traffic here sucks monkey hairy ass.

Things to buy before I leave: batteries for the digicam and shampoo. I don't like the kind my mom uses, so I'm bringing my own.

Note to self: don't forget to watch the Madonna concert on HBO tonight.

dammit this sucks: Singer-Actress Aaliyah Dies in Bahamas Plane Crash. RIP

Anybody wants to buy me a ticket for tonight's Powerball? I don't feel like driving two hours to the state line to get it.

OMG.. The reason I started watching Star Trek TNG was because of him and now he has a weblog. That is so cool.

I think I should update my Amazon wishlist, since my birthday is coming up soon *hint*

TGIF!

You know you are having a bad day when.. your dog decides to chew a hole in your rented couch while you are upstairs minding your own business in the peecee. First the carpet (3x) now the couch. I'm going to start a poll.. what's next?

Only nine more days for my trip! I'm getting so excited!!! I love to fly and even more when I got a good deal on the plane tix. I'll be in sunny, hot and humid Puerto Rico while Eitel stays in not so humid Michigan.

From USAToday: Debbie Does Dallas slipped out from behind the curtained section of your video store and onto the stage. A theater adaptation of the porn "classic" is playing at Manhattan's Kraine Theater as part of the New York International Fringe Festival.

I'm testing this blogBuddy thing, kinda neat (stolen from the Shuffle Boards)

This is proof that having millions doesn't necessarily mean that you know how to dress.

Who wants to get me this beauty for my birthday?

Move over Tae-bo, here comes Cardio Striptease.

I watched American Pie 2 on Friday, and all I have to say is.. all them girls look soooo skinny! Tara Reid is trying to compete with Christina Aguilera.. ugh. The movie was good, it has a couple of hilarious scenes but I still think the first one was much better.

wow I'm up this early in the morning, a miracle! I have a doctor's appointment in the morning and I need to do 4 hrs of work today (worked 9 hrs each day this week). Zzzzzzzzz

Eitel and I went to see Rush Hour 2 tonight. It was entertaining, even with Chris Tucker's annoying voice. And the best part? The bloopers at the end of the movie! LOL I just love those.

I just have to say this: it's so fucking HOT out there, 99ºF with heat index of 110. Insane!

got wine?

I just love the headline for this article, it has that spank-o-tron feeling: 'Rush' Buddies Spank Monkeys.

If I change from a C to a D cup and take away some cavities, I'm worth $2,000,746.00

The other day I was watching Nick at Nite and they were showing the Brady Bunch Pop-up video style!! It was very interesting, and whenever the Pop-up videos are shown, I have to watch them. I just wonder if it was a one time thing or if they do that on the weekends.

In other news, purple ketchup coming to stores near you this fall. Eitel thinks it looks like puke.

I better post something this week for my two loyal readers out there. We finally got some rain last night and this morning, but I don't think it's enough to lift the water restrictions the area has. Can't complain though, I rather have this warm weather than the nasty blizzards we get in the winter. The dog decided to chew on more carpet and that brings the total of 3 holes on the (rented) carpet from her and one from the cat. fun fun fun! :P

According to Human For Sale and their exact calculation, I'm worth $1,472,000.00 $1,661,744.00. That's it? What a rip-off! (the amount changed because I missed the intellectual section earlier, go figure)

If your house burns down because you forgot that the poor Pop-tart was in the toaster, you don't have the right to sue Kellogg for your stupidity.

About damn time!! new camtoon.. yay!

I did a building to building move yesterday at work. I was supposed to have my PC and my Sun machine moved over in the morning, and the movers didn't pick them up until 7pm last night. go movers!! So I did nothing yesterday (what a shame!! :P). I just hope that I don't have to move ever again (or at least wait another year to do so).

Are her pants falling off?

Wow, a dog poop story, just for paige.

It's so fucking hot and humid over here. At 6:30am this morning humidity was 95%. Right now is 90ºF and 100% humidity. I have no idea how I managed to live down in PR for so long, where you get this kind of weather almost all year-round. But now that I think about it, maybe I'll lose some 5 lbs when I go down there next month.

I gave up and bought the ticket. I'm flying DTW-ORD-SJU via American Airlines on August 30th, returning on September 10th for the grand price of $372 (found on Side Step). The same itinerary at AA's page was quoted as $396. Not bad I guess. This is all thanks to that rebate check I'm getting in two weeks and thanks to Eitel for lending me the money in advance.

Where's everybody? I'm all alone!! *sniff*

$370 roundtrip from Detroit to San Juan.. not bad thinking that's American Airlines. I think I might take it and go home for a week at the end of August.

How are you going to be a productive worker if they freeze all supply orders for 90 days? How am I going to look busy during meetings if I can't get any more of that nice spiral notepad where I do my doo^H^H^H^Hddles? I just hope those money-saving costs don't reflect on the cars coming out of the plants.

What, no pictures of that?

No wonder why she failed her driving test.

If you are still wondering when are you going to get the IRS rebate check, go here and find out. I'll get mine in about 2-3 weeks. What shall I do with it.. buy cheese? I like cheese.

People can't get a room nowadays? Couple caught having sex in the library.

$1.29: the cheapest I've seen for mid-grade gasoline in a long time. I guess I should fill up before it's too late.

Wanna see where my house is located back in PR? zoom out and zoom in. Highway 22 takes you directly to San Juan, it passes by two major malls and it goes almost all the way around the island. Route #2 does take you around the island (it does turn into route 3 and route 1 in different parts though) but it takes longer, you know, traffic lights, going through towns and all.

Guys, now you can have Anna Kournikova in your own house very soon. Her workout video is coming out in September.

I heard this word on this radio show that I haven't heard in a looong time and I can't stop thinking about it: fugly! LOL Sorry I'm easily amused.

Eitel got a new domain, it's called RedMojo.com. Any similarity with RedCricket is pure coincidence. I swear!

You knew it was coming: Microsoft Mobile Phones. Actually they are looking to develop a plattform for "smart phones". I wonder if they get blue screens.

(reposted, old post got all messed up)
Well, it looks like Eitel lost brainwords.com
He used register.com to get that domain last year, and according to the initial email it was supposed to expire on June 4th, but he never got that email from them asking them to renew it (how can you miss it, it's an annoying HTML mail). So now some registar called IHoldings.com has it. So, he is pissed. Now his major email account is lost and who knows, you might not see him around much after this one. You can still see his page over here

update: some guy from Taiwan has it and wants $600US for it.. hahah yeah right

I am dead tired. Yesterday Eitel and I skipped work and after dropping off the dog at the vet for her overnight stay, we drove 147 miles to Cedar Point. It was wonderful! It wasn't as crowded as it usually gets on the weekends, so the longest I had to wait in line was one hour for Millennium Force. The rest of them were anything from fifteen to forty-five minutes. So what did we do all day? Rollercoasters!!
- Millennium, 2
- Magnum, 3
- Raptor, 2
- Mantis, Mean Streak, Gemini and Corkscrew, once.

She should be banned from appearing in public. eeew

Monopoly cards we'd like to see.

Is there a Diablo Players Anonymous group that Eitel can go to? There has to be one out there.

Vuelve,
Que sin ti la vida se me va
Oh, Vuelve
Que me falta el aire si tu no estas
Oh, Vuelve
Nadie ocupara tu lugar

Sobra tanto espacio
Si no estas
No paso un minuto sin pensar
Sin ti la vida lentamente se me va

( if it starts raining it ain't my fault :P )

OMG.. this picture of picture of David Hasselhoff should be banned from the internet. He looks awful.

Yesterday I bought Kraft's Fat Free Ceasar dressing, and all I have to say is... YUCK! That thing is disgusting! If I want that much sweet taste in my salad I would use sugar instead. So I went and bought Emeril's Ceasar dressing, and boy that is sooo good. I'd pay anything for that little (12oz) bottle.

I'm so bored that I'm listening to Debbie Gibson. Remember Electric Youth? Eternal Flame? Lost in Your Eyes? I do, someone please shoot me.

I wanna be bad
You make bad look so good
I've got things on my mind
I never thought I would
I, I wanna be bad
You make bad feel so good
I'm losing all my cool
I'm about to break the rules
I, I wanna be bad

Who's my top referrer right after Google? The crickets from the RC boards with an average of 400 hits a month, or about 7-10MB of data. cool! *waves to all the crickets*

This is for dan, who wanted to see more pr0n. Satisfied? ;)

My rock name is Electric Desire. If I use my two last names, it's Velvet Venus. What's yours?

Today's searches: tampon sex and vampires in puerto rico. There are no vampires here, but a couple of years ago Eitel decided to go as Dracula for this Halloween party back in PR. Does that count?

Sure Microsoft, sporadic outages my ass. Everyone I know is having problems with the stupid Messenger.

Why would someone search for edonkey2000 dot com is beyond me.. isn't it easier to just type that as the url? *sigh*

What is this in Big Brother 2... where are the hot young guys? All I see are old farts! Not fair.

Now my Sound Blaster Live! sound card doesn't work. According to Windows it does, but no sound comes out of my speakers. That would explain why it started conflicting with my network card. Oh well, I only paid $50 for it (I got it OEM). In the meantime, I'll settle for the Sound Blaster PCI128 that I was using before.

It's a sad day for TRL fans, Carson Daly and Tara Reid broke up and (obviously) cancelled their wedding. Who knows, now dan has a chance with Carson.

Happy Fourth of July!!! Here I have no idea how they really celebrate it, since I slept half of the day already, but back home even though is not our independence, we go to the beach and people just sit there and eat/drink beer.

I hate reinstalling Windows. Somehow the audio card was conflicting with my network card so I couldn't get Win2k up. Reinstalling everything fixed it, which doesn't surprise me at all.

Lesson learned today: never let other people use your PC, because when they are done with it your PC will get stuck in the middle of booting up, even on Safe Mode.

This week is going to be a slooooooooooooow week at work. Pretty much everyone is taking either the whole week of half of it off, and I won't since next week I'm taking two days off so I can go to Cedar Point in Ohio.

First people searched for constipated pregnant girls, now they search for constipated girls and lambada pictures.

No more worries! The solution to all of our love problems can be found over at Sell My Boy(Girl)friend.

My cat likes to hide under the covers, and she looks so cute when she does.

When I was thinking about getting a dog, someone mentioned that dogs wouldn't eat my furniture but they would most likely eat my shoes. Well, they should've said that they also eat cell phones. Brianna got a hold of Eitel's cell phone while we were gone, and this is how it looks like now: 1 2 3

Life on the 'net (flash movie).

Ferrili, one of Rome's most popular figures and a life long AS Roma fan, pledged to strip if her favorite team won the Serie A soccer championship. You won't see that over here.

I don't think I can find the words to express how I feel about this outfit. yuck?

WIth all the talk that's going around about NY banning cell phones while driving, I want to address a new issue. Yesterday I saw someone on an Explorer Sport weaving on the left lane while playing with a Slinky. The guy was driving with one hand and playing with his Slinky with the other hand. Slinkys are the devil! We must ban Slinkys at all cost... death to the Slinky!!

disclaimer: c'mon, I don't hate Slinkys, I just thought it was funny to see this guy do that. I like Slinkys specially when they are used on stairs :P

M$ 0wn35 you

Who wants to buy me this puter?

Are these mushrooms? Don't look like them ;)

How do you recognize a webcam newbie? When he leaves his cam on while having sex with his girlfriend. doh!

Today I've heard "Lady Marmalade" about 10-15 times on the same radio station. Dammit they play that song way too much. And why do they edit Little Kim's rap out of it? Do they want to get to Christina Aguilera faster? That's the best part of the song!

Yesterday I bought another case for my cell phone, from Body Glove. I think it looks cool.

I always complain how those mail-in rebates take forever to get mailed, but I sure get them when I need them the most. After probably two months I got my $40 rebate from Best Buy today.

I didn't know that the Puerto Rican flag was considered one of the best flags according to NAVA. They ended up #7 on the list. Pretty cool!

You know the world is coming to an end when a man assaults Cookie Monster.

I'm finally going to Cedar Point on July! I can't wait, since I'm a rollercoaster nut and all. We will stay overnight at the Travelodge in Sandusky so we can go to the water park the next day. Fun fun fun! And the best part is that I get to miss work for two days.

Want to rent a Hummer for $399.95 per day? I don't think so!

Here's another one, I'm #1 on a search for tampon sex gallery.

Referral for the day: trans+phasic+torpedoes. I know I'm a geek but I sucked at Physics.

If you keep praying, Britney's jeans might come off.

Happy Fathers Day! (oops I almost forgot to post it hehe)

Not much to post over here, besides the fact that the weather has been really nice. I finally went to the pool to check-out the guys..errrr... the water. And today we are going to go again, but before we have to go to Wal-mart and get some pool toys!! fun fun fun

Cheerleaders have brains.. just in case you forgot.