sábado, junio 10, 2000
viernes, junio 09, 2000
For those living in Michigan..
You Might Be From Michigan If:
1. You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
2. You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder.
3. You can identify an Ohio accent.
4. Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt.
5. Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.
6. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
7. The Big Mac is something that you drive across.
8. You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
9. You bake with soda and drink pop.
10. You drive 86 on the highway and you pass on the right.
11. Your Little League baseball game was ever snowed out.
12. You learned how to drive a boat before you learned how to ride a bike.
13. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".
14. The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance.
15. You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
16. You expect Vernors when you order a ginger ale.
17. You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.
18. Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving and the opening of deer season.
19. Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines.
20. At least one person in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan vs. Michigan State football game.
21. Your year has two seasons: Winter and Construction.
22. Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.
23. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
24. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand.
25. If you own a convertible car and the top is down as long as it's not snowing or raining (well a light sprinkle never hurt anyone).
So... I know most of them so I guess I'm officially a Michigander (Michiganian?)
You Might Be From Michigan If:
1. You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
2. You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder.
3. You can identify an Ohio accent.
4. Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt.
5. Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.
6. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
7. The Big Mac is something that you drive across.
8. You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
9. You bake with soda and drink pop.
10. You drive 86 on the highway and you pass on the right.
11. Your Little League baseball game was ever snowed out.
12. You learned how to drive a boat before you learned how to ride a bike.
13. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".
14. The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance.
15. You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
16. You expect Vernors when you order a ginger ale.
17. You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.
18. Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving and the opening of deer season.
19. Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines.
20. At least one person in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan vs. Michigan State football game.
21. Your year has two seasons: Winter and Construction.
22. Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.
23. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
24. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand.
25. If you own a convertible car and the top is down as long as it's not snowing or raining (well a light sprinkle never hurt anyone).
So... I know most of them so I guess I'm officially a Michigander (Michiganian?)
Silver, I agree with you, Coke rules!!! Pepsi sucks... and I am so SICK of that little, annoying, repulsive little girl. At first the comercials were kinda cute but now is just getting out of hand.
I swear that tomorrow I will get up early to go to Cedar Point so I can finally ride the Millennium Force coaster. yeah baby yeah!
jueves, junio 08, 2000
I want to see Titan AE, X-Men, The Patriot, The Perfect Storm and Pokémon the Movie 2000 (yes I like Pokémon, I actually get up every Saturday morning to watch all three episodes in the WB network)
I was listening to the Howard Stern show this morning waiting for Enrique Iglesias to prove that he can sing. He sang three times and yes, he did a good job. The whole show was hilarious today, bunch of media trying to get in to see Kike Church sing but Howard didn't let them. He is evil! >:)
I know we shouldn't complain about the increases in gas prices since ppl in Europe pay two or three times as much as we do, but when you are used to filling up your Escort with $10US and suddenly it's costing you $20US, it kills your tight budget. I'm just glad I don't have an SUV like the Ford Excursion
Ameritech sucks!!! They are having some network problems and whole metro Detroit area is down (since 4pm EST). Everything is down: DSL, dial-up, isdn, mail. So now I'm connected through MCI at 44kps and I can't handle the slowness!! Having a DSL line spoils you so much that when something like this happens going back to 56k modem is like going to hell.
miércoles, junio 07, 2000
I stopped at Sears to pay my credit card bill and ended up buying a 19" monitor that was on sale. New toy to play with. Now my 1024x768 looks like 800x600 ;-)
Another joke received via email:
Top 10 things Not To Say To A Cop when you get pulled over
10. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
8. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
5. Officer says, "Son, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You respond with, "Officer, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
l. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Top 10 things Not To Say To A Cop when you get pulled over
10. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
8. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
7. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
5. Officer says, "Son, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You respond with, "Officer, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
3. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
l. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
martes, junio 06, 2000
Young Americans want sex, no weddings - I knew this already and didn't spend tons of money doing some research. This does not necessarily means that I just want sex. nope.. I want to get married, have a family, buy a house, thing like that. But a little sex here and there is not going to hurt me >:)
I thought the first episode of Real World 9 was tonight but I guess it's next Tuesday. I watch it whenever I can remember and because usually there is nothing interesting on tv Tuesday nights
I don't drink coffee but I thought this was funny:
You know you are addicted to coffee if...
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
You know you are addicted to coffee if...
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
You can jump-start your car without cables.
You don't sweat, you percolate.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
You short out motion detectors.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
You answer the door before people knock.
lunes, junio 05, 2000
My Desktop Cam is now working. I like this better than the webcam I had (which I barely turn it on now).
Oh no it's Monday already and I have to get up in 6 hours!!! The worse part of working is that I sit on my butt all day long and that I don't get paid for my lunch hour.
I was wondering why everybody has voicemail. Do you really get messages from strangers? Maybe the people I know will call me if I have a 1-800 number. They expect ME to make the call. Always. Not fair!
I was wondering why everybody has voicemail. Do you really get messages from strangers? Maybe the people I know will call me if I have a 1-800 number. They expect ME to make the call. Always. Not fair!
domingo, junio 04, 2000
I'm thinking about combining my page with this blog. I've been neglecting my page lately and with work and all I don't get to update it as much.
Am I the only one that is so adicted to Burger King's Frozen Coke?? The employees at the BK around the corner may know me by now, since I go there every week.
New episodes of Sex in the City tonight at 9pm EST. yay! I was sick of watching the reruns on all the 3 HBO channels that I get.
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