Happy Birthday Eden! 25 ain't that bad, ask Dan and Eitel.

Lets see: 75º F, sunny and clear means go outside and don't play with the computer. So I'm doing that this weekend. goodbye!

I bet some people are wondering why the good ol' US of A doesn't have a National Cleavage Day.

Oh no, not again.

I forgot to mention that my cat Fluffy is two years old today, and we got her from the shelter a year ago :-)

Bumper stickers seen around the world:

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little
Better
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

The one thing I miss the most: novelas. I can't watch Betty la fea because all I get here is Univision.

I can feel it coming. I will probably get sick again. This Michigan weather is the weirdest I've seen since. Yesterday it was 80ºF and today's high? 54º. That is so wrong.

GummyDongs: not your average gummy bear.