Oops.. they did it again.

Note to self: Always click on Post and Publish instead of Post.

I got up 20 minutes ago realizing that I needed to mail one of the credit card bills (that it's due on Tuesday). Got everything ready, went outside and the mail was already here, and the post office closes at noon on Saturdays. Well.. I hope they don't mind getting this one late. And finally I can get all the junk mail I receive through my Ameritech email account, which was down for two days.

I saw Scary Movie tonight. If you like funny, pointless movies then I'd recommend it. If you're looking for a movie with a decent plot, don't go. The best part was when they made the Matrix-like fight scene at the end.

I think I'm the only one that could care less about the new Harry Potter book. As a matter of fact, I never heard of that name until a couple of weeks ago. All the books I've read were in Spanish, except the ones I had to read for my English class in high school (Of Mice and Men, Wuthering Heights, The Old Man and the Sea). Well, I guess I won't be standing in line to get a hold of the book.

Damn you Ameritech!!! Can't you afford to keep your useless DNS servers working for more than one day?? I hate when I can't get to more than half of the pages I visit. die die die!

Jena convinced me so I added a Wallpapers section. RIght now there's only one, but hopefully, as I get better at this I will post more.

I made another wallpaper because all the ones I have won't fit in my new resolution. Like it? I may post it for download if I get enough requests. Click on the thumbnail for the full screenshot at 1152x864(140k)

I'm such a font whore. I'm downloading more fonts from Typearound! I wonder how many I can install in Windows 2000...

25 hotdogs in 12 minutes?? omg!! And is not some big, fat guy who did it.. the guy weighs only 100 lbs.

I hate Tuesdays. Nothing good is on tv, my fiancé is playing Diablo 2 so I decided to include the email form in the blog template. Now you have no excuse people, keep those emails coming!

Everyone is getting all these cute Nokia phones and I'm stuck with my convenient Samsung SCH-411. And I mean stuck because is not mine yet, I still have payments on it due. What do you think about this phone? It has a built-in mp3 player and 32MB of data storage that lets you store files and swap them with a PC. Cool!

Happy 4th of July! (and I'm really happy since I don't have to work today)

All I seem to get lately via email are jokes. No one wants to talk???

Laws:
Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong, it will.

O'Tool's Commentary On Murphy's Law
Murphy was an optimist.

The Unspeakable Law
As soon as you mention something ....
.... if it's good, it goes away
.... if it's bad, it happens.

Nonreciprocal Laws Of Expectations
Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

Howe's Law
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

Zymurgy's First Law Of Evolving Systems Dynamics
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.

Etorre's Observation
The other line moves faster.

Skinner's Constant (Flanagan's Finagling Factor)
That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to, or subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should have got.

Murphy's Law Of Selective Gravity
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Jenning's Corollary To Murphy's Law Of Selective Gravity
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Gordon's First Law
If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.

Maier's Law
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

Hoare's Law Of Large Problems
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

Boren's First Law
When in doubt, mumble.

The Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences
Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Barth's Distinction
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.

Segal's Law
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

The Ninety-Ninety Rule Of Project Schedules
The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%

Farber's Fourth Law
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

Did you know that RAM matters?

If you don't know how to propose to your girlfriend, do some research on the web, ask friends and family, anything but this.

I didn't know there was an observation tower at Gettysburg. Too late now to see it eh?

It looks like someone decided to steal my fiance's layout from islabonita.org. He's even stealing bandwidth by linking some of the images directly from islabonita.org's server. ha! Here's the guestbook in case you want to leave a note.

Snapshots: #1 #2 my fiance's

Damn!! I went to the gym and forgot to watch Sex in the City. Now I have to wait for the weekly reruns to watch it. OTOH, Sixteen Candles is on TNT.

I added an email form. Now you can send me email directly from here. Gotta love cgi scripts.

Note to self: avoid Greyhound at all costs.

I'm a counter freak (so sue me). I added another counter to the page. Actually I'm conducting a scientific experiment to determine which counter has the least amount of porn sites referrals. Gotta love advertisement on the net.