I'm getting a haircut today. I'm sick of this long hair, it gets so heavy that I don't feel like doing anything with it, therefore I stick it in a ponytail all the time. I'll probably have them chop 3 inches. Oh, and Eitel finally gets back today.. well tomorrow, the flight comes in at midnight. No more food starvation!! ;-)

It's raining men.. well not really but it's raining like crazy and I'm bored out of my mind. What should I do.. clean?? nah heh I think I'll download more Voyager episodes :P

June is here and what kind of weather we have? Freaking rain with high in the low 60s. The forecast looks like that for the next week or so. I hate rain, it makes me depressed and my hair gets all frizzy and unmanageable. Rain sucks.. and when it rains I can't go to Cedar Point and get on the 14 rollercoasters.

I *heart* eDonkey2000, you should too.

constipated pregnant girls pictures?? oookay... next?

I miss him already.. now who's going to cook? ;-)

This is the funniest movie summary I've seen in TV-Guide:
Lambada 98 min - Lame plot about a Beverly Hills math teacher (J. Eddie Peck) who dances the night away in the barrio.

I finally sat down and watched Miss Congeniality on dvd. I couldn't stop laughing! It was predictable but funny, plus Benjamin Bratt is a hottie.

I just realized that I have been boring you.. errrr.. blogging for a whole year. I didn't think I was going to last that long. so, Happy B-day to me? heh

Do I really have to go to work? Don't wanna! I should've taken today off. And I'm sleepy.. ZzZzZz

What's the best thing about having a weekday off? I get to watch The Price Is Right, just like I did when I was in college.. heh

Alright, new layout is up. If you see something weird let me know, and if you are viewing the page in that piece of crap known as Netscape 4+, please get Opera because you won't be able to see this page how it was intended to be. Stupid NS and nested DIV don't mix together. But hey, at least NS6 can view it :P

I usually park my car on the carport (row) next to the townhouses. But today for some weird reason (must've been getting off work early) I parked right on front of the townhouse. So what do we get around 5pm this afternoon? Lots of hail. Those suckers were coming down for about 15 minutes.. dammit! They were kinda small but still, poor car. So Eitel had to run outside and move my car to his carport.. heh

New layout coming soon. As much as I love the #336699, I'm in a green mood lately, so expect lots of green. :P

I don't mind when the gas prices go up, heck compared to the rest of the world we are paying nothing. But when the prices jump 25 cents overnight you just have to wonder what the heck is going on. I mean 25 cents? Specially when those gas companies promised that they weren't going to increase the price until after the holiday weekend. Há!!

aaah Star Trek Voyager is finally over.. *sniff* It was a good episode.. but I wanted more. I wanted to see the crew meet their family and friends in Earth, I wanted Almirant Paris to meet Tom and how he has changed over the years. I also wanted Kim to get promoted.. I mean ensign for 7 years?? Heck Tom Paris got demoted and promoted to Lieutenant and still poor Kim nothing. And The Borg are gone (or is it, the Borg is gone? you know one mind bla bla), finito. Their best enemy destroyed by trans-phasic torpedoes, oh yeah!

Okay I'll stop being geeky now.

This whole Kaycee thing keeps getting complicated. Not even the soap operas can compete with this. wow

Computers = toilets? heh

Since now I have a dog I think I should post these.. hehe

30 Things I MUST remember as a dog:
1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the bed.
4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
5. I will not eat the cats' food, before they eat it or after they throw it up.
6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.
7. I will not throw up in the car.
8. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. just because I like the way they smell.
9. "Kitty box crunchies," although they are tasty, are not food.
10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
11. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
12. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
15. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
16. I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
17. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & dad's laps.
18. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
19. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for mom's driver's license and car registration.
20. I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
21. I will not eat mint flavored dental floss out of the bathroom garbage to avoid having a string hanging out of my butt.
22. I will not use "roll around in the dirt" as an option after just getting a bath.
23. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello.
24. I will not hump on any person's leg just because I thought it was the right thing to do.
25. I will not fart in my owners face while sleeping on the pillow next to their head.
26. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
27. The toilet bowl is not a never ending water supply and just because the water is blue, it doesn't mean it is cleaner.
28. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
29. Suddenly turning around and smelling my butt can quickly clear a room.
30. The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

I'm going to start calling the Bush administration the N-O administration.. since it seems that they don't want to do/follow up with important treaties and such (like staying away from the protected lands, the Kyoto treaty, etc).

This whole thing about Kaycee not being a real real person, but a mix of three persons that some Debbie knew in RL is kind of weird to me. I guess I always asume that every person that has a (personal) blog online is real. But what really angers me is that this Debbie received presents, money, get-well cards that were supposed to go to Kaycee, but if there was no Kaycee, who got them? Is it fraud? I say it is.

I guess this woman is the new Lorena Bobbit.

Guys, please don't cry now that you won't see 7 of 9 anymore (since Voyager is coming to an end, *sniff*), you can catch her in Boston Public this season.

All I have to say about Lipfinity is.. WOW!!!!!! That lipstick stayed on all day long! I had pasta for lunch, fajitas for dinner, I took a 3 hr nap (yeah I'm lazy) and the lipstick was still there. It wasn't as intense as it was in the morning but hey, who cares. Usually other lipsticks don't last more than 2-3 hours. I say go to K-mart and get it now while it's on sale for $8.99.

Windows 2000 users: download the latest service pack from M$, SP2. Do it now!

My cable modem is finally back.. I don't know how can someone live with a dial-up modem, or even worse, without internet! uy

Evil.. hehe >:-)

After reading what Shannon and Eden had to say about Lipfinity, I went and bought one ($12 on CVS!! auch). This thing better work or I'm going to be very pissed about spending that much on a lipstick.

ooh now I get it.. LOL

heheheh funny

I found out something, I like zucchini but only stir-fry. That's something for someone that doesn't eat vegetables :P

It looks like we will have no cable modem until Comcast can come again to re-install our cable line. The #$%^&*() people that were working on the sidewalk on our townhouses somehow broke our line. Hopefully they can come this week because dial-up sucks ass!!!

Nothing else new our here. We took our dog back to the park, this time she went on the water and went nuts about it. She loves to jump through it and she looks funny trying to "eat" the water while she jumps.. heheh

I watched the Miss Universe pageant last night. I didn't like that they changed the format of the whole show. They didn't interviewed the 10 semi-finalists, they kept interrumping the swimsuit competition with commercials/the La Ley's show and they wouldn't let the 5 finalist finish their answers on the first round on questions. Besides that, it looked wonderful and I couldn't be any happier that Miss Puerto Rico won :-) (oh, and for those who think it was rigged because it was held in PR, in 1997 the pageant was held in Miami and Miss USA, Brooke Lee, won that year :P ) Oh, and if you didn't know, back home ppl take pageants seriously, just like Americans swear by the NFL and NHL :P

I thought that I had seen enough of Jeri from Survivor 2.. I was wrong.

I'm having a crappy connection, so posts will be even more sporadic now until the Comcast techie comes on Sunday.

There's nothing on TV, just the N'Sync concert on HBO. I bet Dan is watching that right now.

You Know You're Out Of College When...

1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2. Your potted plants stay alive.
3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.
6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
7. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
8. 8:00a.m. is not early.
9. You have to file for your own taxes.
10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
11. You're not carded anymore.
12. You carry an umbrella.
13. You learn that "Bachelor" is a nicer term for a jackass.
14. "Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary, which is a little less than your allowance used to be.
15. "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid, and not married.
16. Your friends marry instead of hook-up, and divorce instead of break-up.
17. You start watching the weather channel.
18. Jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
19. You can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.
20. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
21. You stop confusing 401K plan with 10K run.
22. You go to parties that the police don't raid.
23. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you.
24. You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.
25. Your car insurance goes down.
26. You refer to college students as kids.
27. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, and rum.

I hate going shopping for jeans. I can never find a nice, cheap pair of jeans (like the ones they have at Dots), they are always too long for me... I'm only 5'2". But it seems that only the expensive jeans fit me. Gap and Express are the only jeans that have "short" jeans that are short enough for me. Meaning.. that I spent almost $100 on two pair of jeans this past weekend. They look good and all but damn, $50 a piece is a lot of dough for me.

I saw this bumper sticker on some old beat up car: Proud parent of an Inmate of the Month at County Jail. oooookay

Naked Man Attacks Woman, 87: ... The woman was talking to a neighbor when the naked man ran up to her, knocked her down and laid on top of her until neighbors and members of a landscaping crew were able to pull him away, police said.

Yeah, that was smart. Get on top of her in front of everyone. He probably thought he was invinsible.

Well, it looks like Hooters won't open in Livonia, MI anytime soon. The community and the mayor were against it saying that it will bring prostitution into their community (???). They are probably related to the people in State College, PA that didn't want the restaurant to open there too.

referral of the day: boobs. Someone really wanted to see them because somehow I'm #95 on the search results.

How come even though I have set my preference on Ebay to NOT get any special occasion emails, I get one? Which part of NO don't they understand?

I finally spent $8.50 (times two) to watch The Mummy Returns today. The movie was good, loaded with lots of fighting scenes, killings and amazing special effects. Plus Brendan Fraser looks hot! ;-)

Building Apache 1.3.19 and PHP 4.0 for Mac OS X 1.0. Cool!

I have to reformat my PC.. why? Because Eitel can't make up his mind and he keeps changing how the server (which runs Win2K Server) it's set up. Well, I really don't have to but if I want to see the rest of the shared folders then I do.

I don't care what CNN says, I'm watching The Mummy Returns this weekend.

The world according to the USA.

I love cheese. And I know that you love cheese too. So behold the cheese comparator!

Your cheese rating is: Limburger
A traditional soft cheese, originating in Belgium. Limburger has a red/brown rind with corrugated edges, and a creamy yellowish body. It tastes almost meaty, and has a legendary aroma due to enzymes breaking down proteins on the surface of the cheese.

Bumper stickers seen around the world part 2:

11. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God...Buddha
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

People in the military soon won't be able to search for pr0n on the net. What are they going to do on their free time, send spam?

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm -- dead, Second worm -- dead, Third worm -- dead, Fourth worm -- alive

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.

It looks like Survivor is going to get a video game. What's next, Survivor the condom? heh

Happy Birthday Daia!!!!!!

Since it was such a nice day yesterday we decided to go out for a while. There's this park close to where Eitel works that you can see from the road so we decided to go there for a walk. At first all you could see was this pond and a trail that we thought went all around the pond, so we decided to go for a walk. We where so wrong. After walking and climbing the one hill, there was another trail which took us to another big pond where the trail kept going around. We probably walked for 3-4 miles and Brianna enjoyed the walk too.

I took some pictures and you can see them here. I was lazy so I used the web gallery took from Photoshop 6. I know it uses frames but I dig the horizontal scrolling. :-)

Happy Birthday Eden! 25 ain't that bad, ask Dan and Eitel.

Lets see: 75º F, sunny and clear means go outside and don't play with the computer. So I'm doing that this weekend. goodbye!

I bet some people are wondering why the good ol' US of A doesn't have a National Cleavage Day.

Oh no, not again.

I forgot to mention that my cat Fluffy is two years old today, and we got her from the shelter a year ago :-)

Bumper stickers seen around the world:

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little
Better
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

The one thing I miss the most: novelas. I can't watch Betty la fea because all I get here is Univision.

I can feel it coming. I will probably get sick again. This Michigan weather is the weirdest I've seen since. Yesterday it was 80ºF and today's high? 54º. That is so wrong.

GummyDongs: not your average gummy bear.

My keyboard is having some issues. Sometimes I try to type the letter o, r, f, j and k and I get a combination of letters and numbers. I better get a new one soon and I better not spill any more water on them.

I like cheese.

Just when I thought everything was okay with the dog, she decided to dig a hole in the carpet, which by the way is not mine, when I was at work. Now I can really kiss my security deposit good bye (and hello to the bill I'll get when I move out of here). So we bought a crate and now she will stay there while we are out of the house, whether she likes it or not.

I was wrong, Christina Aguilera looks awful on this video.

Who wants to be a nerd now.. eh? According to some study, Nerds are rampant sex machines.

Finally, pay day is here. I am no longer poor.

The Weakest Link has a club and so far it has 2348 members. I'm wondering why they talk about in there, on how to insult people when they get "kicked-out"?

If you thought that your job sucked, you were wrong.

Just for Dan, N'sync candy.

We are bad. It looks like the cat followed one of us to the closet and we didn't notice, so... we closed the door and there she was, stuck all day in the closet. Now there's a hole on the carpet by the corner, since she was trying to get out/open the door (now we can kiss the security deposit goodbye). So I gave her one extra slice of her favorite turkey ham for all the trouble we caused her :-(

After a long weekend, I don't feel like being here at work (and the yucky weather doesn't help). Can I go home?

There is something wrong with this forecast:
Light snow likely early...then mostly cloudy. A chance of snow showers... or mixed rain and snow showers by afternoon. Brisk with highs 40 to 45

I'm getting lots of hits from someone (or more than one) at Disney. Hi there!! Can I get discount tickets to all your parks? How about a free stay on your hotels? ;)

What's worse, getting spam or getting spam created with the HTML conversion "tool" from Word 2000. Gosh you can't even read it!

paulo has a new spanking layout, so go over there and tell him you love it or else.. heh

Well the University of Michigan's Naked Mile Run (nudity) is this Tuesday and the cops are hoping to arrest/stop people from doing it. bummer

If you can't get enough of Monopoly, they have over forty special edition boards to choose from. Some of the editions are: Marvel Comics, Coca-Cola, Star Trek TNG and Original, Penn State and X-men among others. But where's the A-List webloggers edition.. eh?

Happy Easter! Now where is my chocolate? :P

It seems that some people are having problems posting the comments so lets make this out testing thread. It only happened to me once but I have no idea why. I'm using this script so I don't know if it has something to do with it.

LOL... Mr. T vs Saved By The Bell.

Software bug found in Microsoft's UltimateTV box - somehow I'm not surprised by this. Actually it's expected from Microsoft.

Peeps+pixie sticks=trouble

Big Yahoo decided to listen to ppl complaining and removes all the porno it was selling. Boo Boo!

aaaaaaaah how nice it's to sleep until noon. I did get up early to take Brianna out and then watched the Partridge Family on WB. Then I went back to bed and so did Brianna and Fluffy. The cat, the puppy and the girl sleeping at the same time.. how cute :P

Dan look! You should apply for that job.. heheh

FINALLY!!!!!!!!! A loooong weekend is ahead. I don't work tomorrow or Monday but I did had to use one of my vacation days so who cares. Poor Eitel works both days so go make fun of him.. heh Now I can catch up on all the soap operas and talk shows.

What was Christina Aguilera thinking when she decided to go like this to an awards show? She looks awful.

SInce I love all the Police Academy movies, this is kinda sad: Actor David Graf, best known for his role as Officer Tackleberry in the Police Academy movies, has died at age 50. Graf collapsed of cardiac arrest at a family wedding in Arizona on Saturday

Did you kow that Yahoo! sells porn movies?

Agenda VR3: Handheld Linux PC with 8MB RAM, 16MB Flash memory, and 66MHz CPU for $249. Too cool

Somebody should've told me that I was going to spend tons of money buying stuff for Brianna. This housebreaking stuff is a lot harder than I thought.

Oh yeah, free ice cream cone from Ben & Jerry's on May 2nd. I love free stuff! Now, if only Subway would do the customer appreciation day like they used to in State College, I would be set (free sub for 3hrs).

I wish I could draw like Rita does. Maybe I should start using my Wacom tablet.

After watching the commercials Eitel and I went to Pizza Hut on Friday and tried the new Twisted Crust pizza. I usually don't eat their pizza because lately they have been giving me an upset stomach, but this one was okay. And I get to eat the best part, the breadstick crust. yum!

I am such a dumbass. I spilled water all over my keyboard the other day while trying to pick up Fluffy and now my top and right arrows don't work. I'm so pissed!!!!! grrrrrrr

I found a comments script that uses mySQL and PHP so I'm going to try it out. Let's see how it goes.