Well, it looks like Hooters won't open in Livonia, MI anytime soon. The community and the mayor were against it saying that it will bring prostitution into their community (???). They are probably related to the people in State College, PA that didn't want the restaurant to open there too.

referral of the day: boobs. Someone really wanted to see them because somehow I'm #95 on the search results.

How come even though I have set my preference on Ebay to NOT get any special occasion emails, I get one? Which part of NO don't they understand?

I finally spent $8.50 (times two) to watch The Mummy Returns today. The movie was good, loaded with lots of fighting scenes, killings and amazing special effects. Plus Brendan Fraser looks hot! ;-)

Building Apache 1.3.19 and PHP 4.0 for Mac OS X 1.0. Cool!

I have to reformat my PC.. why? Because Eitel can't make up his mind and he keeps changing how the server (which runs Win2K Server) it's set up. Well, I really don't have to but if I want to see the rest of the shared folders then I do.

I don't care what CNN says, I'm watching The Mummy Returns this weekend.

The world according to the USA.

I love cheese. And I know that you love cheese too. So behold the cheese comparator!

Your cheese rating is: Limburger
A traditional soft cheese, originating in Belgium. Limburger has a red/brown rind with corrugated edges, and a creamy yellowish body. It tastes almost meaty, and has a legendary aroma due to enzymes breaking down proteins on the surface of the cheese.

Bumper stickers seen around the world part 2:

11. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God...Buddha
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

People in the military soon won't be able to search for pr0n on the net. What are they going to do on their free time, send spam?

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm -- dead, Second worm -- dead, Third worm -- dead, Fourth worm -- alive

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.

It looks like Survivor is going to get a video game. What's next, Survivor the condom? heh

Happy Birthday Daia!!!!!!

Since it was such a nice day yesterday we decided to go out for a while. There's this park close to where Eitel works that you can see from the road so we decided to go there for a walk. At first all you could see was this pond and a trail that we thought went all around the pond, so we decided to go for a walk. We where so wrong. After walking and climbing the one hill, there was another trail which took us to another big pond where the trail kept going around. We probably walked for 3-4 miles and Brianna enjoyed the walk too.

I took some pictures and you can see them here. I was lazy so I used the web gallery took from Photoshop 6. I know it uses frames but I dig the horizontal scrolling. :-)

Happy Birthday Eden! 25 ain't that bad, ask Dan and Eitel.

Lets see: 75º F, sunny and clear means go outside and don't play with the computer. So I'm doing that this weekend. goodbye!

I bet some people are wondering why the good ol' US of A doesn't have a National Cleavage Day.

Oh no, not again.

I forgot to mention that my cat Fluffy is two years old today, and we got her from the shelter a year ago :-)

Bumper stickers seen around the world:

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little
Better
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

The one thing I miss the most: novelas. I can't watch Betty la fea because all I get here is Univision.

I can feel it coming. I will probably get sick again. This Michigan weather is the weirdest I've seen since. Yesterday it was 80ºF and today's high? 54º. That is so wrong.

GummyDongs: not your average gummy bear.

My keyboard is having some issues. Sometimes I try to type the letter o, r, f, j and k and I get a combination of letters and numbers. I better get a new one soon and I better not spill any more water on them.

I like cheese.

Just when I thought everything was okay with the dog, she decided to dig a hole in the carpet, which by the way is not mine, when I was at work. Now I can really kiss my security deposit good bye (and hello to the bill I'll get when I move out of here). So we bought a crate and now she will stay there while we are out of the house, whether she likes it or not.

I was wrong, Christina Aguilera looks awful on this video.

Who wants to be a nerd now.. eh? According to some study, Nerds are rampant sex machines.

Finally, pay day is here. I am no longer poor.

The Weakest Link has a club and so far it has 2348 members. I'm wondering why they talk about in there, on how to insult people when they get "kicked-out"?

If you thought that your job sucked, you were wrong.

Just for Dan, N'sync candy.

We are bad. It looks like the cat followed one of us to the closet and we didn't notice, so... we closed the door and there she was, stuck all day in the closet. Now there's a hole on the carpet by the corner, since she was trying to get out/open the door (now we can kiss the security deposit goodbye). So I gave her one extra slice of her favorite turkey ham for all the trouble we caused her :-(

After a long weekend, I don't feel like being here at work (and the yucky weather doesn't help). Can I go home?

There is something wrong with this forecast:
Light snow likely early...then mostly cloudy. A chance of snow showers... or mixed rain and snow showers by afternoon. Brisk with highs 40 to 45

I'm getting lots of hits from someone (or more than one) at Disney. Hi there!! Can I get discount tickets to all your parks? How about a free stay on your hotels? ;)

What's worse, getting spam or getting spam created with the HTML conversion "tool" from Word 2000. Gosh you can't even read it!

paulo has a new spanking layout, so go over there and tell him you love it or else.. heh

Well the University of Michigan's Naked Mile Run (nudity) is this Tuesday and the cops are hoping to arrest/stop people from doing it. bummer

If you can't get enough of Monopoly, they have over forty special edition boards to choose from. Some of the editions are: Marvel Comics, Coca-Cola, Star Trek TNG and Original, Penn State and X-men among others. But where's the A-List webloggers edition.. eh?

Happy Easter! Now where is my chocolate? :P

It seems that some people are having problems posting the comments so lets make this out testing thread. It only happened to me once but I have no idea why. I'm using this script so I don't know if it has something to do with it.

LOL... Mr. T vs Saved By The Bell.

Software bug found in Microsoft's UltimateTV box - somehow I'm not surprised by this. Actually it's expected from Microsoft.

Peeps+pixie sticks=trouble

Big Yahoo decided to listen to ppl complaining and removes all the porno it was selling. Boo Boo!

aaaaaaaah how nice it's to sleep until noon. I did get up early to take Brianna out and then watched the Partridge Family on WB. Then I went back to bed and so did Brianna and Fluffy. The cat, the puppy and the girl sleeping at the same time.. how cute :P

Dan look! You should apply for that job.. heheh

FINALLY!!!!!!!!! A loooong weekend is ahead. I don't work tomorrow or Monday but I did had to use one of my vacation days so who cares. Poor Eitel works both days so go make fun of him.. heh Now I can catch up on all the soap operas and talk shows.

What was Christina Aguilera thinking when she decided to go like this to an awards show? She looks awful.

SInce I love all the Police Academy movies, this is kinda sad: Actor David Graf, best known for his role as Officer Tackleberry in the Police Academy movies, has died at age 50. Graf collapsed of cardiac arrest at a family wedding in Arizona on Saturday

Did you kow that Yahoo! sells porn movies?

Agenda VR3: Handheld Linux PC with 8MB RAM, 16MB Flash memory, and 66MHz CPU for $249. Too cool

Somebody should've told me that I was going to spend tons of money buying stuff for Brianna. This housebreaking stuff is a lot harder than I thought.

Oh yeah, free ice cream cone from Ben & Jerry's on May 2nd. I love free stuff! Now, if only Subway would do the customer appreciation day like they used to in State College, I would be set (free sub for 3hrs).

I wish I could draw like Rita does. Maybe I should start using my Wacom tablet.

After watching the commercials Eitel and I went to Pizza Hut on Friday and tried the new Twisted Crust pizza. I usually don't eat their pizza because lately they have been giving me an upset stomach, but this one was okay. And I get to eat the best part, the breadstick crust. yum!

I am such a dumbass. I spilled water all over my keyboard the other day while trying to pick up Fluffy and now my top and right arrows don't work. I'm so pissed!!!!! grrrrrrr

I found a comments script that uses mySQL and PHP so I'm going to try it out. Let's see how it goes.

And to top it all: All your Base are Belong to Us' t-shirt. HA HA HA HA ....

What'cha gonna do
When you can't say no
When her feelings start to show
Boy I really need to know
And how you gonna act
How you gonna handle that
What'cha gonna do when she wants you back

Songs in my head: Kabah's "Calle de la Sirena" and Sentidos Opuestos' "Eres Amor de Papel" (both of them are Windows Media Player clips)

At the gym in my apartment complex they have the Precor EFX546 Elliptical Fitness Crosstrainer and I love it!! I can easily do 30-40 minutes on it and usually do some 2.5-3 miles on it. Too bad I can't get one for home, it costs around $5,000US.

Now I can sit and relax watching Survivor II without getting all stressed out by that bi@tch called Jerri.

Some people hate the Office Assistant (aka the ugly clip) that comes with Office 97/2000. And others hate it because it can't answer a simple question.

It's a beautiful day outside.. 60ºF, sunny and clear. I want it to stay that way, no more snow and all that icy crap. I can't wait until May since that's when Cedar Point opens. I love rollercoasters and I only got to ride once on Millenium Force.

Boobs are good for you.
(stolen from Jish)

mental note: tonight it's the David Copperfield special: Tornado of Fire. I've seen all of his tv specials plus I saw him in person when he was at Penn State 3 years ago. You have to see him in person! This guy is magic.

Getting up early sucks ass. Just thought I let you know. Carry on.

Useless post to test the comments' layout.
Please proceed.

Annoyed by the image toolbar menu in IE6? You can disable it on your pages by following what MSDN online recommends.

Like the new iMac? he he he

Forget what I said earlier. The best April Fool's day prank I've heard was this radio station giving the news that the Detroit Red Wings were moving to Windsor, Canada by 2003. The radio station had a player and a PR call the show to give the news: that they were building a stadium right next to the Windsor Casino, that tickets would be cheaper and that they were very excited about it. My god, people were calling the show afterwards flipping and insulting pretty much everyone. LOL

Okay people.. why don't you go over to the RC boards, sign up and post? As a bonus you get to harrass Dan anytime you want. *evil grin*

I can't wait to see The Mummy Returns. But for now, here's the trailer. (need Quicktime to watch it, what would you expect, Media Player from Apple's site? heh)

LOL this is the best April Fool's Day joke I've seen: Pardon My zinger
(stolen from Metafilter)

Jerri from Survivor II is now a singer? LOL

Song of the day: "Dancing in Heaven" by Q-Feel (from the movie "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" which I saw on Comedy Central today and yes I like it.. sue me :P )

So far Fluffy and Brianna are getting along, as long as Brianna doesn't get too close or Fluffy will run away from her. But the cat does like to follow the dog around. Even though you can't see Brianna, Fluffy is staring at her. How cute!

I missed Jerri getting kicked out of Survivor. I want details!!!!! Okay I read the details. I'm so glad she left. I couldn't stand watching her for another second.

hmm I got Greymatter all setup ready to go.. but I don't feel like moving files so it'll be Blogger for a while (if I see one more freaking template I will kill someone).

It looks like she likes my Beanie Babies, specially Roary and Rocket. But we still need to catch her getting them so we can tell her not to do that. (hmmm I didn't know that those two are retired beanie babies.. maybe I should put them somewhere else hehe)

CSS Enhancements in Internet Explorer 6 Public Preview. A must read.

It must be something on Michigan's water, because I'm sick again. That would be the fourth time this year! I hate it, I hate it. At least I'm taking some medicine for free from the First Aid kit here at the office (they have everything on that kit, even Blistex).

Internet Explorer 6 Public Preview is officially out. Now go and play with it.

yeah, what he said (pic)

I bet some people are upset that everytime J.Lo is on camera they only show her from the neck up. I bet it's cold at the Oscars.

The Oscars are on tonight and all I care about is what the stars will be wearing. Who's going to pull a J.Lo tonight? Oh, and I want Benicio del Toro to win (ay papi!).

Now I know why people are getting the iMac.

(plug) Here's another beautilful and simple layout for a blog. And go visit his other site, imako. Who cares if it's in Spanish, it's beautiful as well.

PlayStation 2 shipments hit 10 million: but I haven't seen a single one in-stock since the launch last year.

I just noticed that I can't remotely edit this blog. When did it stopped working?

<rant>
Well, no dog yet thanks for the wonderful work of the shelter. They told us that since the dog had a stray hold until Thursday, that she could get spayed on Friday. So fine, we can wait almost a week for the dog. But when we visited her a couple of times this weeks I noticed that she was sneezing some, and said to myself, "gosh I hope she doesn't get sick". Friday comes and Eitel calls to see if we could take her home and they tell us that the vet had an emergency and couldn't come, and that we have to wait until Tuesday. We stopped by yesterday to see if we could take her for the weekend and they told us no, that it was their policy, that they didn't ask the vet to come because they didn't have enough animals to get spayed (??? all I was saying to myself was yada yada yada). So okay, we left. We stopped by today and we couldn't find her anywhere on the cages so we ask the lady on the front desk where she is and she doesn't know either. After waiting for 5 minutes they realized that the dog was put in isolation (from the healthy puppies) because she got sick (I should be a psychic). Now we don't know if she can be spayed on Tuesday (probably not) and they won't let us take her home until she gets spayed.

We are so pissed, I mean, surrounded by sick animals on this little room while they wait for the vet on Tuesday is not going to help her get any better. And waiting over a month to get the dog is just not right (the one week we waited so far plus 2-3 until she gets better plus 1 week for the surgery). The question is, do we wait or just drop it all? I feel bad for the puppy but it's not fair for us to wait that long to get a freaking dog. I don't know what to think of all this. ugh!
</rant>

Paying bills sucks. I can't wait until I get all these credit cards paid off.

I guess we are not getting free tacos from Taco Bell:
Mir destroyed in fiery descent.
Bummer, I guess I have to buy lunch today.

After watching 10 Things I Hate About You, I've been listening to this song pretty much non-stop: "I Want You To Want Me" by Letters of Cleo (originally from Cheap Trick). Someone please make it stop!!!!!

Tripod deletes acceptable sites from their servers. They blame a "technical error" for the problem. If that was one of my pages, I would demand a pop-up free site from now on (like I have that much power).

Some stats from my trackers:

800x600 - 47.05%
1024x768 - 41.24%
1280x864 - 4.84%
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Win98 - 77.65%
Win2K - 6.38%
Win95 - 4.89%
Mac - 3.44%
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IE5 - 88.43%
NS4 - 3.85%
NS3 - 3.15%
IE4 - 2.87%