Oh no! It's Jabba the Hasselhoff
lunes, agosto 14, 2000
domingo, agosto 13, 2000
The latest spam I just received (don't you just love it):
Dear Friend:
AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
''Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time''
THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
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BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR !!
sure dude, if you are so rich why using a fake email address like 31CP4M8cM@PCMoenkeberg.gwdg.de (I doubt that anybody will have that kind of email address)? Maybe it is because you are in the Philippines using epic.net... bah!
Dear Friend:
AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
''Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time''
THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
===============================================
BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR !!
sure dude, if you are so rich why using a fake email address like 31CP4M8cM@PCMoenkeberg.gwdg.de (I doubt that anybody will have that kind of email address)? Maybe it is because you are in the Philippines using epic.net... bah!
sábado, agosto 12, 2000
I think it works... yay! and my blinking part of the image was inspired by Brooke's park sign on her beautiful layout
viernes, agosto 11, 2000
I want to do a new layout for Islabonita but I have no idea what to do. none.. zip... nada. I think I will surf around tonystone and find that perfect photo.
jueves, agosto 10, 2000
I don't know how I found this site, but I think the url will explain everything: http://www.cousincouples.com/
miércoles, agosto 09, 2000
martes, agosto 08, 2000
domingo, agosto 06, 2000
sábado, agosto 05, 2000
The weekend is here and I have get motivated to start packing. We have so much stuff now! Two years ago we had nothing! (only a full size bed that I bought and clothes). I think I'm really going to like the new townhouse. I already ordered digital cable and the cable modem (DSL would take forever to get transferred/installed, plus the cable modem installation was free whereas I would have to pay $200 to get the DSL transferred). I also started buying new things to decorate the 1.5 baths. Next I think I will buy some framed pics to hang on the walls. Oh and don't forget the BBQ, since now we will have a patio we can grill our own food!
jueves, agosto 03, 2000
martes, agosto 01, 2000
In Electra, TX, you have to use your toilet at least five times before flushing because of the drought.
domingo, julio 30, 2000
sábado, julio 29, 2000
"The domain: islabonita.net, is ranked #383552 out of 776578 domains in the WebsMostLinked.com database". I guess that's not bad. Other stats as of tonight:
- whitehouse.gov (86)
- psu.edu (101)
- ebay.com (216)
- napster.com (3581)
- blogger.com (11928)
- borders.com (242904)
- whitehouse.gov (86)
- psu.edu (101)
- ebay.com (216)
- napster.com (3581)
- blogger.com (11928)
- borders.com (242904)
jueves, julio 27, 2000
I guess that I forgot to watch Survivor (again!!). And I don't even bother to watch Big Brother anymore. Did you hear the latest news on JenniCam? What she did to her friend was very low.
I just noticed this a couple of days ago, on ICQ, when you select the Send a Web address option, you see a banner from Network Solutions at the bottom of the window. I swear it wasn't there last week. Am I crazy?
miércoles, julio 26, 2000
martes, julio 25, 2000
lunes, julio 24, 2000
sábado, julio 22, 2000
NEVER leave a camera around me when I'm bored. I might end up taking pictures like these. I'm not responsible for the damage that these may cause to your monitor.
Hum.. so the G8 want to help developing countries get access to the internet but they won't cancel part (or all) of the debt that third world countries owe. I can see it now: "Mommy can we get medicines?? No son, but you can look up the info on the net and learn how can these medicines could help you if we could afford them". Want to learn more??? Go here and here
All I can say is ouch!!! I wonder, if a guy did that to a girl (well.. the concept), I don't think he would get charged with simple assault. He would get something worse.
viernes, julio 21, 2000
Can someone explain to me why I can't login to Blogger with Internet Explorer 5.5? It was working yesterday but I can't get it to work today. So I have to open up Netscape to post. grrr
We were looking at apartments yesterday and decided to go across the street to see what was available. Eitel fell in love with the townhouses but they didn't have any available for the dates we plan to move in so we reserved a 2-bedroom apartment with a balcony. Now we have to wait to see if we get accepted.
Now I get some Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error when I try to post using the Blog This!. wtf??
We were looking at apartments yesterday and decided to go across the street to see what was available. Eitel fell in love with the townhouses but they didn't have any available for the dates we plan to move in so we reserved a 2-bedroom apartment with a balcony. Now we have to wait to see if we get accepted.
Now I get some Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error when I try to post using the Blog This!. wtf??
martes, julio 18, 2000
A while back there was some "blogging" related to the Clip from MS Word being evil. Well, here is another reason to hate Clippy.
Tonight I'm going to WCW NITRO at the Palace of Auburn Hills. We got some good seats on the floor so I hope I can have fun and see lots of good fights. I still want to go to a WWF show but they always sold out before I find out about it.
domingo, julio 16, 2000
I just bought (not now, yesterday!) this digital camera. It might not be the best one out there but for all the stupid pictures that I take it's worth it.
sábado, julio 15, 2000
jueves, julio 13, 2000
If anybody has the Ultimate Guestbook available, can you please email it to me? I'm getting sick of gbook.nu and want to keep my guestbook on my site.
martes, julio 11, 2000
Yesterday when I came back from work I was about to do the same thing I do everyday, sit and read some blogs/ubbs. But this time it was different. I turned the monitor on and this buzzing sound suddenly started to come out of my monitor. The screen looked like it just went through some aurora borealis and you could smell some smoke. I bought the 19" monitor just a month ago and I was SO pissed that I couldn't even remember if I kept the receipt or of I threw it away.
So we went back to the store to see if I could get a replacement or if they could send it in to get it fixed. It seems that the monitors they have now on the store are the older models and since mine was the newer model, they couldn't get me a new one. So I returned it and got the money back into my credit card ($290 total). So now I'm back to my 17" monitor. Maybe next time I will buy a 21" instead.
So we went back to the store to see if I could get a replacement or if they could send it in to get it fixed. It seems that the monitors they have now on the store are the older models and since mine was the newer model, they couldn't get me a new one. So I returned it and got the money back into my credit card ($290 total). So now I'm back to my 17" monitor. Maybe next time I will buy a 21" instead.
domingo, julio 09, 2000
sábado, julio 08, 2000
Note to self: Always click on Post and Publish instead of Post.
I got up 20 minutes ago realizing that I needed to mail one of the credit card bills (that it's due on Tuesday). Got everything ready, went outside and the mail was already here, and the post office closes at noon on Saturdays. Well.. I hope they don't mind getting this one late. And finally I can get all the junk mail I receive through my Ameritech email account, which was down for two days.
I got up 20 minutes ago realizing that I needed to mail one of the credit card bills (that it's due on Tuesday). Got everything ready, went outside and the mail was already here, and the post office closes at noon on Saturdays. Well.. I hope they don't mind getting this one late. And finally I can get all the junk mail I receive through my Ameritech email account, which was down for two days.
I saw Scary Movie tonight. If you like funny, pointless movies then I'd recommend it. If you're looking for a movie with a decent plot, don't go. The best part was when they made the Matrix-like fight scene at the end.
I think I'm the only one that could care less about the new Harry Potter book. As a matter of fact, I never heard of that name until a couple of weeks ago. All the books I've read were in Spanish, except the ones I had to read for my English class in high school (Of Mice and Men, Wuthering Heights, The Old Man and the Sea). Well, I guess I won't be standing in line to get a hold of the book.
viernes, julio 07, 2000
Damn you Ameritech!!! Can't you afford to keep your useless DNS servers working for more than one day?? I hate when I can't get to more than half of the pages I visit. die die die!
miércoles, julio 05, 2000
Jena convinced me so I added a Wallpapers section. RIght now there's only one, but hopefully, as I get better at this I will post more.
I'm such a font whore. I'm downloading more fonts from Typearound! I wonder how many I can install in Windows 2000...
martes, julio 04, 2000
25 hotdogs in 12 minutes?? omg!! And is not some big, fat guy who did it.. the guy weighs only 100 lbs.
Everyone is getting all these cute Nokia phones and I'm stuck with my convenient Samsung SCH-411. And I mean stuck because is not mine yet, I still have payments on it due. What do you think about this phone? It has a built-in mp3 player and 32MB of data storage that lets you store files and swap them with a PC. Cool!
All I seem to get lately via email are jokes. No one wants to talk???
Laws:
Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong, it will.
O'Tool's Commentary On Murphy's Law
Murphy was an optimist.
The Unspeakable Law
As soon as you mention something ....
.... if it's good, it goes away
.... if it's bad, it happens.
Nonreciprocal Laws Of Expectations
Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.
Howe's Law
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
Zymurgy's First Law Of Evolving Systems Dynamics
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
Etorre's Observation
The other line moves faster.
Skinner's Constant (Flanagan's Finagling Factor)
That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to, or subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should have got.
Murphy's Law Of Selective Gravity
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary To Murphy's Law Of Selective Gravity
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Gordon's First Law
If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.
Maier's Law
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
Hoare's Law Of Large Problems
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
Boren's First Law
When in doubt, mumble.
The Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences
Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Barth's Distinction
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
Segal's Law
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
The Ninety-Ninety Rule Of Project Schedules
The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%
Farber's Fourth Law
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
Laws:
Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong, it will.
O'Tool's Commentary On Murphy's Law
Murphy was an optimist.
The Unspeakable Law
As soon as you mention something ....
.... if it's good, it goes away
.... if it's bad, it happens.
Nonreciprocal Laws Of Expectations
Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.
Howe's Law
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
Zymurgy's First Law Of Evolving Systems Dynamics
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
Etorre's Observation
The other line moves faster.
Skinner's Constant (Flanagan's Finagling Factor)
That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to, or subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should have got.
Murphy's Law Of Selective Gravity
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary To Murphy's Law Of Selective Gravity
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Gordon's First Law
If a research project is not worth doing at all, it is not worth doing well.
Maier's Law
If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.
Hoare's Law Of Large Problems
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
Boren's First Law
When in doubt, mumble.
The Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences
Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
Barth's Distinction
There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
Segal's Law
A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
The Ninety-Ninety Rule Of Project Schedules
The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%
Farber's Fourth Law
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
lunes, julio 03, 2000
If you don't know how to propose to your girlfriend, do some research on the web, ask friends and family, anything but this.
It looks like someone decided to steal my fiance's layout from islabonita.org. He's even stealing bandwidth by linking some of the images directly from islabonita.org's server. ha! Here's the guestbook in case you want to leave a note.
Snapshots: #1 #2 my fiance's
Snapshots: #1 #2 my fiance's
domingo, julio 02, 2000
Damn!! I went to the gym and forgot to watch Sex in the City. Now I have to wait for the weekly reruns to watch it. OTOH, Sixteen Candles is on TNT.
sábado, julio 01, 2000
I like the Recently Uptaded addition to the Power Bloggers. The one in the Blogger page seems to be having some issues and won't work.
viernes, junio 30, 2000
jueves, junio 29, 2000
must.....do...... tae-bo
I've been a lazy ass in the past couple of weeks.. I need to get back on track so I can look half as decent in summer clothes
I've been a lazy ass in the past couple of weeks.. I need to get back on track so I can look half as decent in summer clothes
miércoles, junio 28, 2000
I can see that people have been very busy posting tonight. That or they keep clicking on the Publish button.
martes, junio 27, 2000
lunes, junio 26, 2000
It's sad that two people died of heart-attacks at Comerica Park because the emergency teams weren't prepared.
domingo, junio 25, 2000
I'm watching The Wedding Singer on Encore and I just can't get enough of that movie. All those 80's references just drive me crazy!
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